Here are a few tip to max out your sexy this winter.

1. Smooth your silhouette. Yes, tights pinch. I hate/love them. (If Wolford is listening…I love you!).  But men are all about the eyes, so make sure when you are down to your office/cocktail party layer, you’re not looking like a link sausage because of too tight tights. Try low rise tights for low rise pants or buying them just a little bit bigger.High waisted skirts and pants are great for those who suffer from up-to-the-chin tight-waistbands. (Tip: One pair of Wolfords, though expensive, lasts all season long. There is something to be said about getting what you pay for.)

2. Dress for the season! Don’t be silly: Strawberry colored knees and ice-blue thighs are not a fashion accessory. Better to be sensual and elegant than, well, cold, and showing flesh that is BEGGING for some fabric!

3. Maximize the skin you do show. Collarbones, neck, face. Invest in a good moisturizer and drink plenty of water. Zipping in and out of the cold and artificially heated is brutal, brutal on the skin. Treat yourself like an ice princess, milady.

4. Make it all about your eyes. Darling snowbunnies, now is the time to perfect that smoky eye!

5. Be sexy just for you. A naughty pair of knickers makes it just that much more thrilling to go about your day…especially if you have some hot chocolate at home.

6. Play with texture. Yes, keep your skin and hair soft and strokable with with extra care, but on the outside, think about wearing softer fabrics that will make you man want to touch you all over every where you go. One Word: Cashmere.

Check out this fantastic video. Sexy goes vintage with the burlesque queen Dita von Teese.

On a bit of a film kick lately.

 The Liberator (pictured above) was recently featured in the George Clooney film Burn After Reading.

Basically, it’s the solution to having sex in places that could be more comfortable, or to give you that lift so he gets you in the sweetest spots. Sex on the floor, on the too-soft bed, inventing new sex positions, sex anywhere, just got easier.

So, big premiere on Saturday. Huge. Lights, cameras, and all the adult action one could ask for. Well, though I didn’t make it to the premier at the Orpheum in Downtown LA, I did see Pirates 2 and it is worth the wait and all the hype. Girls, buy this one. If there’s one adult movie you want to watch, this is it. Keep it. Love it. Order Pirates 2 here.

Here’s what AVN.com had to say:

“We pick up the story with pirate hunters Edward (Evan Stone) and Jules (Jesse Jane), who having routed the sadistic Stagnetti seek a pardon for ex-pirate Serena (Janine in the original), along with her sister Olivia (Belladonna). They run afoul of evil pirate empress Xi-Feng (Katsuni) who kidnaps Jules and bewitches her with a magic potion. There is much mayhem: fights with monsters, a giant sea squid, swordplay with skeletons, duels to the death. This is a post-modern adventure, loaded with irony, and much of it is very funny.

None of it would work without the performance of Evan Stone, as the vain, bumbling yet ultimately heroic Edward. He has star presence, the timing of a first-class comedian, and he inhabits the character completely. It’s hard to think of a mainstream actor who could have done it better. His co-stars more than hold their own. Jesse Jane looks beyond gorgeous and deftly transitions from perky first mate to zombie-like spell victim. Belladonna magnetizes as the pirate heroine, wholly believable as the movie’s pillar of strength, fighting and fucking like one possessed. Tommy Gunn and the astonishing Katsuni are larger-than-life embodiments of the two arch-villains.

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Now that the summer tan is going they way of your new bathing suit, back in the drawer with carefree, sunny, lazy days, you might find yourself stocking up on bronzer to keep that glow glowing. Well, ladies, there is another use for bronzer that helps you rock you bod. These tips will take you through the winter, through party season, and give you that extra sexy edge that’ll leave them wondering…what your special something is. Here’s how to make your breasts look bigger with bronzer, from Shenows.com. Case in point is Keira Knightley (image from The Duchess), who famously refuses digital and other enhancements.

1) Put on your bra (a push-up is great for this situation) and, if possible, get dressed. Protect the top edge of your shirt or dress by tucking in a facial tissue or even a little toilet paper.

4) Check in the mirror and see if your breasts look ample enough. If not, add more dark color in the center to build and deepen the color. However, when in doubt, go with less makeup enhancement rather than more.

You both work them hard every day…why not give a little love to your:Eyes - Did you know that you can come by visual stimulation alone? Hey, it was in a study. So, when he’s on top, or if you dig the Close Embrace on Chair sex position I wrote about, make sure you get an eyeful of your favorite parts on his body.

Knees - When you stimulate the backs of the knees, you trigger the muscles in your legs up through your thighs, which will prep your main, not-brain erogenous zone for more lovin’.

Head - And how many nerve ending do we have here? Tons! A good scratch or a lovely massage will make your eyes roll back in ecstasy…maybe just me. And it helps relax you…which is one of the best ways to prep yourself for a killer O.

Feet and Hands - We let the manicurist and pedicurist have at them on a regular basis…why not let your man stimulate you there too.  Hand holding, gentle stroking, palm tickling, holding on to your feet while you’re in full swing…enjoy.

By the way, these hot spots work both ways, so don’t forget to share!

We do need a special place to dispose of our unmentionables…we wouldn’t want to go scaring the neighbors in the manner of “Rear Window.” Read on for what happened when it came time for a man and his love doll to part:

Police in Japan have been left red-faced by an apparent murder that turned out to be an unusual case of mistaken identity.

It began in the morning with a frantic call from a couple who had spotted a “corpse” while out walking their dog in a mountain forest in Izu, central Japan, the ZakZak news website reported today.

Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.

The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.

Full story.

One of She Knows’ media partners, Cosmopolitan wrote the perfect article on keeping the romance alive…especially when you hit that year, year and a half routine. These 23 tips will make sure you get butterflies again!

1. Share a Secret Code

Pick a word that’s likely to come up occasionally in conversation (heat, midnight, bedroom, whipped cream…) and agree that every time someone uses it, you have to touch — anything from a kiss to a lingering thigh stroke under the table.

2. Transform Dinner into Dining

That midweek post-grind meal you devour together? Make it register off the mush-o-meter with some tiny adjustments to the atmosphere. “Pull out your nicest dishes and light a couple of candles, even if you’re just having a mushroom pizza,” suggests Gregory Godek, author of 1001 Ways to Be Romantic (Casablanca Press, 2000). “It’s the mood, not the food, that sets a romantic scene. So stick a bouquet of daisies from the corner store in the center of the table, lower the lights, and turn up Enrique Iglesias or Bessie Smith. You could even conveniently forget the utensils so you have an excuse to feed each other.”

3. Get Swept Off Your Feet

Make up your own tango moves and groove with your guy for 15 minutes while you wait for dinner. Pop in the Marc Anthony CD, then press your pelvises together, entwine your legs, and twist and twirl around the living room. “Slow dancing is so intimate,” says Godek. “The way you stand hip-to-hip, block out the world, and sway to each other’s rhythms … now you’re really cookin’.”

Read the rest.

Is this a fear tactic, reaching back to childhood face-painting trauma? Nope. It’s a truly hap-happy way to help raise funds for multiple sclerosis: a naked clown calendar brought to you by the students of San Francisco’s Clown Conservatory Class (a real place).

It sounds like a painting hanging in the National Gallery, but it’s a lovely way to get real close to your honey and kiss until you realize your prince will never turn into a frog. Here’s how:

Find a sturdy chair and have him sit.

Straddle him and embrace him with your legs and arms.

His face is easy access, so talk dirty, whisper sweet nothings, stroke his cheeks, kiss his neck…you know.

Ideally the chair allows you to touch your feet to the floor for easy movement and to control how deep you let him in.

Enjoy! I think it’s the ultimate take charge “I Love You” position…and we need that kind of thing come autumn.