Did you just fart? OMG! Well, get over it. When bodies get busy, bodily things can happen. From a stray elbow to an unwanted sound…relax. It’s just sex. If you want a second opinion, ask Fox News sexpert Dr Yvonne Fulbright. “It’s important to remember that our movements aren’t as well orchestrated as that of a symphony,” said Yvonne. “Bodies bumping up against one another can get out of control and out of sync.” Love-making isn’t always like the image above! Laugh at your mishaps and move on.
Fancy a quickie? You better be ready for it, suggests Val Sampson, a consultant for Durex Play. Val Sampson has offered her tips for a successful quickie in the meantime.
Val, who’s also a Durex Play consultant, told a UK newspaper: “If you want to have wild sex when you get home in a very short time period, you need to prime yourself.” She suggests a little flirty texting or prepping yourself with little pleasures, like taking time to primp and groom and fantasize, all day long.
It turns out that the need for contraception-themed sex ed is global…at least South Korea-global:
Professor Shin Kyung-lim from Ewha Womans University said that in her survey of 6,000 students, she found few have any inhibitions left about premarital action between the sheets.
“We found more people are sexually active nowadays,” she remarked to the Korea Times.
Hooray for the libertines! But here’s the bad news:
“But information or precautions regarding such behaviour is very inadequate, often leading to pregnancy and abortion,” the professor added.
Here’s what the Aussies had to say abotu cyber sex and the people who (on average) dig it:
Most are male and well educated, apparently, and they spend an average of 12 hours per week chatting, having cyber sex with the help of their webcam, downloading videos, and sending erotic emails.
“We found that 27 per cent of them were moderate to severely depressed on the standard depression scales,” Marcus Squirrell from Melbourne’s Swinburne University of Technology pointed out to the news provider.
The general effect: Depression.
Hm. Now that’s bad news. Note to self: Must find other way to get endorphins up.
Let’s face it, we love bad boys. In his prime, Marlon Brando was the sexiest man alive. No one had more raw sex appeal than this wild one. Even at the age of 70, in the memorable movie Don Juan De Marco, his eyes still reminded you of the beautiful, seductive man that still was, beneath it all.
SaSi! I was gifted one of these…and I can’t being to explain how much this little sex toy is able to accurately mimic my favorite experiences with oral sex. Oh, Fernando! This video gives you the ins and outs of oh yes.
Cheap, cheerful, and fun? I think penis sleeves are love/hate kind of thing. My man cannot stand the extra rubber round himself, and although some extra ribbing or nubbies can be good, his dislike puts a damper on the moment. HOWEVER (all caps very intentional) penis sleeves are wonderful for some who like the extra girth and all that. For those people, I suggest these that are without head, so his tip gets full sensation inside you. Also, they have a tendency to make him run a little harder and longer. So, it’s win-win situation for those who enjoy the sleeve. Buy the sleeves in the picture here.