One would guess that making counterfeit Rolexes or Louis Vuitton bags would pay better than selling flimsy condoms, yet here we are: “Durexx” counterfeit condoms have hit Manchester, England.
Aside from the misspelled brand name, the condoms also lack instruction booklets, cellophane wrappers, and expiration dates. Yikes.
We’ve said it once, and we’ll say it again: Carry your own condoms, ladies. And make sure they’re the real thing.
[Nerve]


Well, this is terrifying.