Would you pay $100 to dig up your boyfriend/husband’s porn? Because that’s all it takes to purchase the Paraben Porn Detection Stick, a USB port that will comb any computer for evidence of porn consumption.
The device even detects deleted images and web caches to outsmart even the most discreet porn conoisseur. When the device has searched all of the disks and drives you’ve instructed it to, it will formulate a report, something like “found 2,984 images, 13 suspected.” Here’s what that window looks like:
If you want to see the incriminating evidence for yourself, you can click “open report folder,” and you’ll get something like this:
According to this, his “porn” stash could be a mishmash of real porn, pics of infants you probably sent him yourself, and bikinied celebrities that were on TMZ.com once. Oh, or gourds.
Not to preach or anything, but if your relatively normal dude has a couple of nekkid ladies on his laptop, it it really that big of a deal? Trust us, we wouldn’t want a device trying to detect evidence of the George Clooney fantasies hardwired into our brain. Oops, did we say that out loud?
However, considering that one in three visitors to porn sites these days is female, maybe we should be the ones shaking in our (designer) boots.
[MSNBC]
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I don’t want to know what my b/f looks at! hahaha