There is a time and a place to show off how sex-ay you are, and we advocate those times and places! But walking down the aisle on your wedding day in front of your friends, your family, and a member of the clergy might not be the place to bare your bod. Here are three wedding gowns that make us shield our eyes:
Cups Runneth Over Wedding Dress
Someone actually wore this. Your assets are lovely, madam. And now everyone knows just how lovely. Congratuations?
G-String Wedding Dress
Obviously, this was a runway creation not meant to be worn to your average ceremony. (At least we hope not?) But if you’re ever marrying Peter North in Vegas, we’ve found your gown, courtesy of German bridalwear brand Kaviar Gauche (brilliant name, btw).
Minidress Wedding Dress
We’re not sure where this one came from, but…whoa. Seems like it would come out of a vinyl package for a woman who wants to playact that she’s a naughty bride during sexytime. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Otherwise, though? It might be wise to protect the innocent from ever laying eyes on this gown.
Now the wedding night, however, is another matter. Buy out Frederick’s of Hollywood, or just strip down without paying much attention to what’s underneath. For something in between, here’s our pick for a cheeky wedding-night (or any night!) tease ($42 for bra, $25 for bikini; hankypanky.com):
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