4. Christian Louboutin Matrinana Pumps
Looking to treat yourself? We suggest purchasing some wildly impractical shoes. These gorgeous Loubs, from the designer’s new spring collection, fit the bill. Or the foot. Whichever. Point is, they’re beautiful. [$895; us.christianlouboutin.com]


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Hold your horses, Randy. I’ve got a post coming up today that I think you’re going to like….