The next time you’re hitting the meat market (preferably on a Wednesday), consider toting the “Why I Must Have Sex With You” notepad along for when a handsome hunk crosses your field of vision.
It’s the modern-day equivalent of the “while you were out” message, really: Equipped with check-off-able reasons ranging from “I’m tired of being a virgin” to “Your package looks promising,” this pad will leave him with no choice but to ravish you. Efficient!
Buy it for $6.50 here…and wait for your unsuspecting prey to approach.
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