There’s something red-hot about combining the pristine and the profane. Lusty Letter greeting cards meld the Victorian tradition of a written note with a decidedly modern subliminal invitation to get naked.
Because why send the object of your desire a plain old Happy Birthday card when you can hand her one that has the words “Let’s f**k now” embossed in tiny letters in between the birthday greeting? Open the card up, and the phrase on the inside makes your intentions clear: “That’s right, I said, ‘Let’s f**k. Now.”
How’s that for a birthday surprise?
The cards’ other iterations: Happy Anniversary, Thank You, Hey You, and Congratulations. Get ‘em for $6 each at GoodVibes.com.
Writing thank-you notes has never been so scintillating. Though we suggest you keep these in a separate place from those you intend to send to Grandma.
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