This edible offering gives new meaning to the term “Hump Day,” especially today, National Pasta Day: pornographic penis- and boob-shaped pasta is totally a thing. We suggest surprising your man with a big bowl o’ boobs for dinner…just because.
Available from Good Vibrations for a mere 8 bucks (that’s less than what your local specialty store will charge you for fancy noodles), this durum-wheat-based pasta will satisfy your burning desire to both carbo-load and have a decent belly laugh, because sometimes, folks, the world is simply too serious. We also like that the boob noodles start out flattish when they’re dry and then expand to a nice rounded shape after cooking.
Pair with a jar of Mario Batali marinara sauce (we feel like he’d probably appreciate the humor in this) and a decent wine, and your romantic night is so served.
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