Election-Night Sex! Humorous Tips for Getting It On

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You and your partner will likely be crowded around your television watching the election results roll in tonight, so why not make it sex-ay? The Huffington Post has put together a giggle-inducing “Election Sex Game,” complete with 13 rules.

Here are our favorites:

1. Every time your candidate wins a state, take off an item of clothing. (Hint: If you want to prolong the anticipation, start with lots of layers.)

2. Every time your candidate loses a state, put an item of clothing back on.

9. Every time you see Paul Ryan’s buff self, have your partner attempt to bench press you.

10. Every time you see Joe Biden’s pearly whites, sensually bite someone in the room.

Read the rest of the list here! And no matter who wins, here’s hoping you get lucky tonight.

[Huffington Post Women]

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