For all the holdouts still opposed to same-sex marriage, CollegeHumor has a message for you: “Fine. Keep marriage between a man and a woman. And in response, we will marry your girlfriends.” Watch the fantastically funny video below:
Obviously, the “sex” part of the video is our favorite: “And you know all those sweet spots, preferences, and fantasies that she’s too embarrassed to tell you or thinks you should innately know? Yeah, she’s told us. We can play her like an upright bass. And the kind of threesome she wants? Oh, we’re cool with that.”
Well played all around, everyone.
Follow Sexcerpts on Twitter!: @Sexcerpts_SK