Thanksgiving, with its pilgrim hats and shoe buckles and Puritanism is just so…unsexy, right? Wouldn’t it be great if eating turkey were sensual, somehow? Maybe a little…naughty? Enter Fifty Shades of Chicken, a 50-recipe cookbook parody of Fifty Shades of Grey that has made the rounds in the wake of Ana and Christian’s popularity. And now, there’s a tempting trailer to go with it.
As if trussing up poultry using your own dirty mind wasn’t blurring the line between lust and gluttony all on its own, this video, featuring a chiseled, shirtless hunk, will have you clicking the “yes, yes, yes” button on your Amazon.com cart.
If every cookbook came with this kind of instruction, we might even stop using our oven as a sweater drawer.
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