Turnabout is fair play with the newest viral video promoting marriage equality. In this one, instead of gay men threatening to wed guys’ girlfriends if marriage stays between a man and a woman, it’s gay women who say they have the skills to sweep ladies’ boyfriends off their feet. Watch below:
Obviously, we loved the portion about sex:
“Sex. Now you think you got us beat. What guy doesn’t want to f**k a lesbian? And sorry to burst your bubble with my dildo, but turn the lights off, and we can’t tell the difference. We can picture any chick we want. Rachel Maddow…”
“And we already know that he’ll be quicker than any of our exes, so we’ll barely have to fake it. And let’s not forget how genuine we’ll sound when we tell him we have a big d**k. It is literally the biggest d**k we’ve ever seen.”
We have to say: These women sound like the most fun people to hang out with…ever. Ladies, call me. (Seriously, please do — no “maybe” or anything.)
And watch the original video in a vintage Sexcerpts post, Funny Video: Don’t Make Gay Men Marry Your Girlfriends.
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