Who wants to put a little jingle in their step with a romp this holiday season? All of us, naturally. This weekend, take a break from gift-buying, tree-decorating, party-planning, and general stressing out with some holiday sex. It’s quicker and easier to get merry than you think:
1. Have sex under (or near) the Christmas tree.
There’s no better mood lighting than strands of Christmas tree bulbs. If you have kids, wait till they’re in bed, snag yourself some Mommy and Daddy time, and get busy — or at least make out — under the tree. Just beware of stray pine needles. Ouch.
2. Three words: spiked hot chocolate
Sure, hot chocolate and marshmallows sounds innocent — until it meets its new best friend Peppermint Schnapps. We recommend at least two cups of the stuff for a not-so-silent night. Try this avant garde recipe for Red Velvet Hot Chocolate.
3. Slow-dance to vintage holiday tunes.
This is less naughty than it is nice, but fire up Pandora and choose the Classic Christmas Radio station. You wouldn’t immediately think Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole could bring the sexy, but boy do they.
Do you have any funny or sexy stories about getting it on over the holidays? Tell us some good ones in the comments below!
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