It was worth the wait. Pirates 2 was AWESOME.

So, big premiere on Saturday. Huge. Lights, cameras, and all the adult action one could ask for. Well, though I didn’t make it to the premier at the Orpheum in Downtown LA, I did see Pirates 2 and it is worth the wait and all the hype. Girls, buy this one. If there’s one adult movie you want to watch, this is it. Keep it. Love it. Order Pirates 2 here.

Here’s what AVN.com had to say:

“We pick up the story with pirate hunters Edward (Evan Stone) and Jules (Jesse Jane), who having routed the sadistic Stagnetti seek a pardon for ex-pirate Serena (Janine in the original), along with her sister Olivia (Belladonna). They run afoul of evil pirate empress Xi-Feng (Katsuni) who kidnaps Jules and bewitches her with a magic potion. There is much mayhem: fights with monsters, a giant sea squid, swordplay with skeletons, duels to the death. This is a post-modern adventure, loaded with irony, and much of it is very funny.

None of it would work without the performance of Evan Stone, as the vain, bumbling yet ultimately heroic Edward. He has star presence, the timing of a first-class comedian, and he inhabits the character completely. It’s hard to think of a mainstream actor who could have done it better. His co-stars more than hold their own. Jesse Jane looks beyond gorgeous and deftly transitions from perky first mate to zombie-like spell victim. Belladonna magnetizes as the pirate heroine, wholly believable as the movie’s pillar of strength, fighting and fucking like one possessed. Tommy Gunn and the astonishing Katsuni are larger-than-life embodiments of the two arch-villains.

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