Small breasted girls unite!

(image of her breasts as altered digitally for “King Arthur”) 

Thank you, Duchess, aka Keira Knightley. She, um, flat out refused to have her body altered in press images for her upcoming movie “The Duchess.” This duchess, like Knightley, was known for her vibrant beauty. So, when Keira put her foot down about digital distractions, small breasted women could let out a victory whoop: oot down.”She has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state,” an insider said [as reported in the UK's Daily Mail]. “She is proud of her body and doesn’t want it altered.”

Keira  herself said on Britain’s GMTV: “I would love to have [breasts]! I’m never going to get [them]. I’m naturally who I am.”