How to Seduce You

What does it take to seduce you? Thinking about this may help you understand a little more about yourself and what you need to turn you on. I’m mentioning this during one of those horrid, stressful slumps that happen so often with go-getting career girls…so, here’s my little wish list. Any combo of these is sure to get me from slump to…oh, that rhyme is just too tacky! Suddenly seduction seems less an art and more a factor of care and intimacy.

1. Bottle of good wine and an artisanal cheese platter.

2. A simple phone call acknowledging whatever it is you know I’m stressing over.

3. Body contact: stroking, foot massage, playing with hair.

4. Clean sheets.

5. An unexpected offer to do the dishes.

6. Be given a bath complete with hair washing.

7. Make fun of the situation.