How to Buy a Vibrator

“Oh! That tickles,” my sister screeches as she holds a little, buzzing vibrator up to the tip of her nose. This sunny Saturday, we had set out to find out how to buy a vibrator. I prefer glass, by sis is a fan of vibration, so I thought she’d be the perfect partner in crime. The shop assistant was happy to help and gave us this tip: Hold the vibe to the end of your nose. Apparently, the sensitivity there mirrors the sensitivity down there, so you’ll find out quickly if the buzz will make you giggle, numb, or feel just right.

So like the Goldilocks on a mission in the bear’s house, we ran around the store busy as bees, and creating a mad humming chorus. It’s true, you find out pretty quick how the toy will effect you. Some buzz up into your brain, it feels, others induce a little sneeze. This is the one that my nose liked the best (above), a creature featured in Sex and the City. Remember the toy Sam used to calm a fussy Baby Brady when she (gasp!) babysat for Miranda?